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they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
and like if you wanted to download something you had to run
and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded
*Hears noises at night*:
Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*:
Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*:
Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*:
Skin cancer
